Day Three 6:00 am
Weight: 182.5 (pre-flush)
Delirium.
Dreamt about ordering food from one of those salad bar take out places. When they added chicken to my bed of greens by accident, I made them remake the salad. I don't know if I was breaking my fast in the dream or just living a normal day post fast, but either way, having the chicken didn't seem like a wise choice. From the guild I felt in the dream, I suppose I was cheating the cleanse. Dreams as escapist fantasy...what a concept!
In a past life, I must have been a P.O.W. who was forced to drink his own urine to survive. I say this because I am able to do this salt water flush without puking my guts out. I just picture it cascading through every cell of my being and rushing to my nether regions. Apparently this 2 tsp of salt to a quart is the exact salinity of the water in your body, so your cells don't know the difference and allow it in to flush out the toxins. Something about that is comforting. The SWF is definitely the most unenjoyable part of this whole adventure. Although I must say that today's was a smidge less horrid than yesterday. Perhaps it is because I knew what to expect.
Do dee do dee do....waiting for my elimination round. SWF at 5:55 am....first elimination at ? Anyone wanna place bets on me?
Delirium.
Dreamt about ordering food from one of those salad bar take out places. When they added chicken to my bed of greens by accident, I made them remake the salad. I don't know if I was breaking my fast in the dream or just living a normal day post fast, but either way, having the chicken didn't seem like a wise choice. From the guild I felt in the dream, I suppose I was cheating the cleanse. Dreams as escapist fantasy...what a concept!
In a past life, I must have been a P.O.W. who was forced to drink his own urine to survive. I say this because I am able to do this salt water flush without puking my guts out. I just picture it cascading through every cell of my being and rushing to my nether regions. Apparently this 2 tsp of salt to a quart is the exact salinity of the water in your body, so your cells don't know the difference and allow it in to flush out the toxins. Something about that is comforting. The SWF is definitely the most unenjoyable part of this whole adventure. Although I must say that today's was a smidge less horrid than yesterday. Perhaps it is because I knew what to expect.
Do dee do dee do....waiting for my elimination round. SWF at 5:55 am....first elimination at ? Anyone wanna place bets on me?
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